Written by Patrick Johnson
Produced & Recorded by Patrick Johnson & Adam Hains

Patrick Johnson - guitar, bass, keyboard, percussion, vocals
Adam Hains - banjo, vocals
Nick Butitta - guitar, vocals
Kyle Melancon - drums, vocals

Lyrics

There's a bike sitting next to the tree
It's blue & yellow
There's a bike that's perfect for a ten year old fellow like me
Sitting next to the Christmas tree

I'm gonna take it for a ride
Gonna take it for a ride
As soon as I get dressed and get my shoes tied
Gonna take it for a ride

I'm not as tough as the other boys
It's a little hard to pedal
But I'll grow up strong and pass them on
I'll be a lightning bolt of metal on my bike
Yeah me & my bike

I'm gonna take it for a ride
Gonna take it for a ride
As soon as I get dressed and get my shoes tied
Gonna take it for a ride

I'll be gone to the 7-11 for Fun Dip, chips & comic book heaven
Baseball cards, Garbage Pail Kids
Gonna stick them on my parent's fridge and my bike
Yeah me & my bike

Play some Tron & Double Dragon
Pull my brother in a little red wagon
Jump a ramp, hit the gas
Man I will be going fast on my bike
Yeah me & my bike

Pop a wheelie, tear a skidmark
I'll beat you home before it gets dark
With mud on my face and dirt in my hair
I'll leave you in the dust just sitting there on my bike
Yeah me & my bike

I'll be getting my kicks in 1986

Play some Tron & Double Dragon
Pull my brother in a little red wagon
Jump a ramp, hit the gas
Man I will be going fast on my bike
Yeah me & my bike